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Dobermanns , quicksand , cobras & kidnapping
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Dobermanns , quicksand , cobras & kidnapping Remember back in the 80's when those were the things the media made us afraid of ? I miss those simpler fearmongering times . I realized today that often when a "heist" is going down on a movie one of the "robbers" stand there with a watch yelling out how much time is left before they have to skedaddle - if there's a woman in the crew that's what she'll be doing (also if they get away she'll be the one banging the leader , and possibly the second in command but that's on the sly) . I've decided this is stupid . Who's going to be dogging it while robbing a bank and then hear "60 seconds" and decide to pick up the pace ? If you're robbing a bank you should be robbing it as hard as you can from the get-go . And if you're not why are you in the crew in the first place ? Maybe cut your teeth on some less high pressure crimes first slowpoke . After my short stint at the strip club Blondies (which lyingly claimed to have 98% blondes when in fact they hardly ever cracked 50% ) the next college job I had was at the Val Lanes Recreation Center . As I'm sure every bowling joint does (or did anyway are prank calls still a thing ? ) we'd occasionally get the old"do you have 10 pound balls" gag . The third or fourth time I answered the phone and got this bit the caller does the "Well then how do you walk !" and I says to him I says "The real question is how does your mom manage to get them in her mouth every night ?" and the started crying . That is my greatest accomplishment . Really though balls in mouth is barely a thing . I do kinda like it though . As I've mentioned many (many) times before Star Trek TNG was great in it's day but sucks 10 pound balls when viewed through modern eyes . For the most part . I caught Time's Arrow the other day and it's still pretty great , probably because it's most Data focused . My main complaint about it would be that they did what writers seem to always do when playing about with time travel - they have to interject a famous historical figure into the mix . The episode would have been much better without shoehorning Samuel fucking Clemens into the story for no god damn reason . Now if an also time displaced Roger Clemens had shown up that would be a different story . Speaking of I need to correct something . History isn't written by the winners as people like to say , it is written by nerds . Writing is for nerds . Reading is for nerds . I LOVE SPORTS . Touchdown ! Speaking of , I don't believe in psychic phenomena or prophetic dreams or any supernatural bullshit except werewolves (they come up from Cuba to sell crack) but I had a dream last night that I will share with you in case you believe in that kind of stuff and you want to use my gift for the purposes of gambling . I dreamt last night that the Patriots will be up 21-17 in the waning moments of the Superbowl . Foles will hit Blunt with a pass over the middle to the Patriots 40 and he'll go down to make the catch but no one will touch him and he'll get back up and rumble down the field into the endzone . There will be a LONG review where they finally declare that when he went to the ground the ball hit the turf so it wasn't a catch . With only a few seconds left the Eagles work their way down the field and on the last play Foles will throw a high arcing ball that will be caught by my grandma on the goaline . She'll look confused for a moment and then lunge for the endzone , a split second later Butler will slap the ball out of her hands . There will be an even LONGER review and they will determine that my grandma's foot broke the plane of the goaline before she lost the ball . Philly wins 23-21 . Vegas should give you pretty good odds on that .  Does this picture look weird to you ? The mouth seems wrong . Maybe they photoshopped in a different mouth ? Why would they do that ? I haven't done a mailbag post (or AMA as the call it now) post for almost 3 years so I'm working on that for the next one . But here's a sneak peak now . Erotictikighost asked "What's the best thing to do after getting out of a serious relationship . If you just got out of a serious relationship, the best thing to do is start seriously dating the next to which person you’re attracted . Instead of letting yourself heal , just transfer the love you had with the prior person to the new person . And finally I just saw a post where someone was bragging about saving a groundhog and how now they're best friends . Well just do you know I once found a praying mantis in my mailbox and now we rent a villa in Tuscany every summer but you don't see me making a federal case about it . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Also what is she wearing ? Is that swimwear or underwear ? Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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My guess would be that it's swimwear. Also, now THAT would give your grandma reason to want to live - getting to play in the Super Bowl. May your dream come true (although I don't really want Philly to win since they were assholes to the visiting MN fans).   
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Oh great! Some chick has a groundhog and probably won't ever let it outside and just HOW am I supposed to know how many more weeks of winter I'll have??!! Psychic dream an answer to that for me, please. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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That mantis might have just been role playing. It's a thing apparently. 
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