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Let's talk about your penis, labia and butt hole...
Let's talk about your penis, labia and butt hole... First of all.....Know your audience. Not all of us want those particular body parts repeatedly shoved in our faces. Some of you are seriously gross. I love men and women, I love penises, labias, balls, vaginas, and an occasional clean butt hole......I also like classy...right out of the gate. So, let's say you decide that you have the best penis (we will focus on this, well, because it is my blog) on this site. You take an up-close picture with cum oozing out. Or flaccid....hanging between your thighs, laying next to your TV remote, a can of soup, your deodorant spray, your moms ruler, or a fucking cucumber. All veiny, oiled up, hairy, stubly, discolored, pimply. Like 50,000 like minded people who think their particularly aforementioned part will stand out IT DOES NOT! On the right side of my screen.....I see ....penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis......ooooo a nice torso pic taken in a hot tub. Click. If there are penis pictures available on your profile....am I going to look? Hell yes. If they are fun, black and white, you are naked in front of your car, with another person, oiled, veiny .... I am going to look. You have to get me there first...I will come. Bada Bing.... Secondly....this is not just me talking. The unsolicited dic pic....which is now your profile pic...is something the majority of us want to look for, on our own. You have lowered your bar. But, I support those people who want to see 50.000 dicks and try to remember who is who. Obviously you are detail oriented. LOL Now, the fun dic pictures are different....Donut man with the pickle...HIGH FIVE! And I contacted you, and you are fun! Lastly....if you IM or message me, If you send me a picture of anything mentioned, I will just block you, Free members will get schooled, once. I understand some of you like to send and receive the dick, labia and butthole pictures, but my advice is....You attract what you use for bait. |
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I love your perspective as well. Someone told me if I wanted to be friends with someone, I was on the wrong site....I should try Tinder. Hahaha... I have met some great friends, like minded. Some I fuck, some I have coffee with, some I just chat with. I wish everyone well...but sometimes, I just have to make a blog. Ya can't make this stuff up.
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I agree. Your picture, for instance, is not an up close, count your pores, dick picture. A torso, is much different than what I am tired of seeing. Just as I am tired of the up close pussy pics. We are all different, which makes life interesting. I like a profile picture that is going to make me want to go in and look at the intimate pictures. Thank you for taking the time to respond.
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Hey! Mister penis pic like everyone else....why did you delete your 'Hello"??? I am so sad....You were my perfect example!
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Wonderful....A guy laid his penis next to a toilet paper tube. Thank you for that. I am going to fish one out of the trash and test it for size and more importantly, how long it takes to go limp once I get wet.
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