I don't want to fuck and i don't want to make love, i can't do either. Let's get together get naked and invade each others peral space. Lie to our senses that this body part or that body part tastes like porridge with maple syrup or pizza and not salty, sour or assey. May be some spanking, but no choking, with my luck not a good idea. Stretch the anus as if it is a rubber band, but pray that it doesn't break like many brave rubber bands before it. If it's payday we can buy some toys and have fun with them. As you can see i don't have any photos of myself, what does this mean? I am not pretending to be someone whose photo i copied off the internet. Lot of that going on around here. Enjoy reading the profiles on here, everyone is trying so hard i am only interested if i can unscrew your Bearded turtle necked one-eyed jack and use it as a scaffold pipe. Or i want it rough and hard, supper glue some jagged edge volcano rocks and tear up my backside. I'm not desperate (or maybe i am) but sex isn't meant to be so damn serious.

My Ideal Person Someone who is not expecting fireworks and ballistic missiles. Someone who is after some cuddles, attention and intimacy and maybe friendship. I am not the most experienced of guys and you don't have to be either. Trying all the positions of the Kama Sutra sounds like a lot of fun. I really want to use my Viagra and Cialis tablets. I have always wanted to eat a KFC family bucket off of a beautiful girl, the baked beans might burn though. Just because i am on this site doesn't mean i will fuck anybody...no wait i will literally fuck anybody...

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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