FIRST AND FOREMOST: **NO SINGLE MEN OR WOMEN!!** If you want to play with us, you'd better have an OPPOSITE SEX PLAY PARTNER WITH YOU!!! This is for both OUR enjoyment and protection as well as yours...if you have NO idea what this means, then DON'T EVER BOTHER!!!** \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*whew* Now that the housekeeping stuff is out of the way...let's talk about the GOOD STUFF!!!! We are looking for intelligent, friendly, funny, and adventurous happy couples to help us get familiar with this area and make new friends...and OH so much more! He loves women who are real, who are powerful, and healthy...meaning if you have some curves, then it's a good thing. The more real you are, the better. She has a fetish for giving head...it makes her come sometimes to do it... and is VERY talented at it. She also loves men with broad shoulders and piercing eyes. And if you were in the military...blastoff! And yes, we DO fuck on the first date, if all feels right! Now here's your disclaimer: Our time and energy is as limited as yours. We have REAL lives, REAL , REAL jobs...and we get REAL-ly tired of people not wanting to follow-through. Face it: If we all just wanted just friendship, then we wouldn't be on here, right? We are all adults...so if you are not interested in meeting for sex--just endless texts and emails--then please be honest. We are a JUST MARRIED (YESSS!!!) COUPLE that has been through a lot in out short but wonderful courtship. We have withstood incredible amounts of heartache, loss, and stress. But we are not going ANYWHERE without each other. We are DEEPLY in love and can't imagine life without the other. Both of us are experts in what we do. Our personalities are a lot like our namesake! Of course we are both very clean and D/D free. We have a lot of great things to offer, both sexually and intellectually, and want you to be able to do the same. Everything has to be fair across the board; i.e.: what's good for the goose...etc. We are very clean, respected, professional, discrete, and mindful people who demand the same from others. In turn, you'll have gained both a man who is a savage warrior both in bed and in real life, and a woman who is unmatched in sensuality,insatiableness, and talent. He is Mike, aka "The Toymaker", and has strong, broad shoulders...a wonderful sense of humor...a gorgeous smile...a perfect Adonis ass...and a thick, long cock. She is known as Fala, which is her Indian name...is a native Texan (so she has that cute little drawl, ha)...a DEFINITE CURVY/BBW...and has the darkest and most sensual eyes...a natural INSANE lust for men...a beginning but strong lust for women...and the most naturally beautiful, dark, and tight pussy and ass on Earth. About the HWP issue: We are not perfect. But we have plenty of RECENT pics on here to give you an idea of what we look like before meeting. So we are NOT going to put our weights on here. It is our right NOT to do so. But don't worry...Cirque de Solei dosen't have much on us in terms of flexability. ;) And as for her, there hasn't been a person yet that can guess her weight even close to being right...that's because she carries it so very, very beautifully. In summary, we guar-an-tee that once we getcha,you won't give a DAMN what we weigh!!! We discovered that COUPLES PLAY is for us...and there's no holds barred! We love to see each other work our magic on others! Life is too short to not enjoy to the fullest. She wants "Behind the Green Door"-style fantasies. She also wants a gang bang/bukkake and heavy BDSM experiences. He has some secret fantasies that, as time goes on, he might share with a lucky couple. All is very respectful and tactful. We know that "NO means NO"...but we wonder why anyone says "NO"! :D Trust us...we are truly a force to be reckoned with! As Criss Angel says, "Are you ready?" :)

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Fisting, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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