Divorced for a little over a year now. Put in some me time over the last 6 months and got back into the best shape I've been in since college. I was an off-and-on "regular" on here for over ten years before I met my ex and made some great friends, had some great times... and some others that are only memorable for the wrong reasons. Folks who have been to the M&G's at Paul's in Orange as back in the late 2000's will probably remember me, or at least have seen or met me in passing (didn't have the beard then). Don't lie to me. It's one of the big reasons my marriage failed and it's been the main reason why most of the bad experiences I've had on here went bad. I'm not going to lie (because really I don't see the point in it). I'm well educated, intelligent beyond just schooling, well-spoken, cultured, but also capable of being a very stereotypical "guy" at the drop of a hat. I'm a military brat that grew up even further west than California, but have settled in here. No . I'm aurally-fixated (as in sound), so if you're loud - in the right places - that's a turn-on. Also orally gifted and more than happy to please (see the last sentence). Interested interested in exploring some opening stage kink. My ex was one of those "everything's got to be gentle" types. kik me if you've got interest. Just take the spaces out of the last bit at the end of the next section.

My Ideal Person Sorry guys, but I'm not into men. Not bi, not bi-curious, just flat out not interested. And I can say this with matter-of-fact certainty due to the fact that I lived for 3 years with my gay best friend and had a regular parade of men of all fashions in front of me (He was a proud slut, let's just leave it at that) and it just did nothing for me.

I'm picky. Yeah, wow again! A man on this site, much less one under 40, that's picky? But does that mean I have set criteria?... really no. Yes there is a certain aesthetic that I tend to pursue, but sometimes there are those that are outside that aesthetic that just strike you upside the head in a carnal connection sense and you just have to have them. This is going to sound weird, but I like my women either incredibly smart or incredibly stupid, I can adapt to either. Honestly, how you carry yourself is going to do more to turn me on sexually than whether you're stacked or rail thin. Give Chaos A Chance

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Incubus, Stevie Wonder, Pepper, Kanye, Van Halen, Third
Eye Blind, Pharcyde, Swizz Beats & the Boss.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I've always wanted to have sex in a steam room. Let me
reiterate STEAM ROOM, not sauna. The elevated heat, the
slightly impaired visibility, two hot, sweaty bodies
slipping against each other. Pardon the pun, but that's
HOT.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Light Bondage, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Blindfolds, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Lauren Gottlieb from this most recent So You Think You Can
Dance? season; she's limber, she's energetic
and spunky, and she's sexy as all hell. And I get the
feeling that when she gets hot that she gets really loud.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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