For a first attempt, I'll just write down a few things until I get a better understanding of what is needed here. I'm clean and safe, I think that would be the most important point to make. Other than that, I'm easy going, never been given the impression that I'm hard to look at. Not over weight but not the perfect specimen that most women search for, meaning I'm not going to turn heads. Heh, why BS, you would find out different and tell me to FO ya ly'n SOB. Oh, if you are a size queen, I'm going to be a disappointment to you, again, throwing in some honesty so you don't waste your time. God knows there are enough people BS'n there way through life. Oh, I do have a beard, and as most men, as they mature, have more hair then the young guns do. Again, honesty, if it's the smooth look you are crav'n, yep, you guessed it, I'm not your new toy. I think I have a good sense of humour. I can hold my end of a conversation too. I live alone, don't try to read too much into this, you'll strain yourself. I'm very discrete and expect the same. Can provide an "atmosphere" of total relaxation and assure total privacy.

My Ideal Person I'm hoping to meet a nice woman that enjoys spending some relaxing time with a discrete friend. One whom she can divulge her deepest darkest secrets too, even indulge in when the mood hits.
This woman, I would hope is intelligent, can carry on a decent conversation and has a bit of zany sense of humour. It would be nice if she was open to a more intimate rendezvous, obviously after we meet. Believe me, if you are the type to jump in the sack
as soon as we meet, I don’t think it will work out. I require more than just the urge to have sex, I would prefer someone who can actually enjoy just a quiet conversation, maybe coffee or a glass of wine and be happy at leaving it at that, for the time being. I need to
feel comfortable if things were going further, I would hope you do also.
Now, at the risk of sounding picky and I’m just trying to be as up front as I can. I am not concerned with race, nor religion but willing admit I’m not into religion. I “am” concerned with size, sorry, there is that awful word or implication. I am willing to meet anyone but at least I will try not to waste your time by indicating some things I have a difficult time with. Overweight people are one. I actually prefer a woman with a little extra. I would use the word “chubby”
But somewhere, the translation has been greatly distorted.
Often out friends tell us we look great, what are friends for, right.
Lack of a sense of hygiene is another. Self-indulgent, demanding and all out manipulators belongs on the list. I’d prefer it if the woman, yet to be unnamed, is either comfortable “without” having a full time “friend”, or, a woman in a relationship she isn’t going to leave but just requires some, “personal” attention, just for her. To
bring back that warm wonderful feeling of being desirable. I see no reason to go on, I’m not looking for a one night stand, if this is your
thing, I don’t think this would be worth your time. I’m not even going to consider jumping your bones until I get to know you.
I hope this doesn’t come across to picky, I’m only interested in
meeting a woman for a coffee or a drink right for now. Perhaps
we can discuss what or where “things” could possibly go from there. I will also save you the time of asking, yes, I am in a relationship but it is one that I will not consider leaving! If you are the one person interested enough in asking, I will offer an explanation. Thanks for reading this, I can get long winded