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Free wood , inquire within Remember at Andy Kitsmiller 's 25th birthday party when Bobby Langerholtz bumped into my elbow and made my spill my Pina Colada on Julia Williams and she got all mad and said "You ruined my dress !" and I said to her I says "Hy that dress was ruined the moment you put it on" and every laughed and then she went from mad to super pissed so her boyfriend Eddie Witten came at me with a claw hammer but then he tripped and fell because his pants were around his ankles on account of he was getting a blowjob under the table from Tammy McIntosh and then every was laughing even more and Julia was all like "Why are your pants down Eddie ?!" and then me and my cousin Chuko got the hell out of there ? I do . I feel bad for Julia . That was probably of the worst moments of her life . I realized my last blog post was basiy a "I'm posting about how I have no time to post" post which I have stated that I hate in the past . At least I haven't posted a "Goodbye forever jerks" post yet . I got a new treadmill Friday and I'm sure you're dying to hear my thoughts . Large items like this are often shipped with wooden shims to protect them . Throwing away wood always seems weird to me but what else am I going to do with it ? So wasteful . Why is it ed an Allen wrench and not an Allen's head rewdriver ? Because you're rewing with it , not wrench . Although I guess they do have rewdrivers with hexagon heads so the Allen wrench is a rewdriver with a whammy bar ? Why don't they have "normal" rewdrivers with a whammy bar ? Because when you're digging into a tough rew sometimes you could use more leverage . Will I ever learn to wear shoes while assembling so I don't smash my toes so easily ? No . Putting that thing together was a good 2 hours , I worked up quite a sweat . Do you think I burned more calories putting it together than I would in session using it ? My old treadmill was 20 old , the belt slipped , the cross-training handling things (thingys even) were broken , the incline wouldn't move anymore and it was casting off black dust everywhere BUT it was study as balls . This new seems somewhat flimsy . On my old treadmill if I was going down I'd have no problem grabbing on for balance (that's what she said) but with this new I feel like if I did that it would off (that's what she said again) . I was worried at first because it's much longer than my old treadmill which seems pointless - I'm not going to put people on there , I guess if you were really tall you might need that much room - and it also seemed much shorter . But that all seems okay PLUS it's literally 1 jillion times quieter than my old treadmill which is nice . I had a real problem with the old , I had to crank up the sound on whatever I was listening to and I could still barely hear it sometimes - which made me wonder if I was blasting out my neighbor's eardrums . I was also slightly worried because it has impact absorbing powers which is supposed to be better for your knees and whatnot BUT I've heard a lot of people say when they make the switch they have real issues because it seems so bouncy (like the that's what she said lady's tits) . Sidenote a lot of wrestlers have the same issue - on the indy ene they work in all these super hard crappy rings but then when they make it to the "safer" WWE ring that's springy in the short term it ends up being harder on them because they're not used to it . Especially if they've been n the biz for a long time the safe rings often cause them knee issues until they adjust . Anyway , this bounce absorbing is great for me because I was on the verge of shin-splits sometimes on my old treadmill . Which is why I started doing yoga sometimes instead in the first place . And as a bonus , I was always paranoid because it seemed like there was a vague moldy smell in the room with the treadmill that I could never find the source of - which is now g so clearly it was the old treadmill . Where does mold grow on a treadmill ? Beats me . No place you can see that's for sure . I declare it to be a good purchase and the best part is my new job will me back for it . That's some sweet action . This is all fainating I'm sure .  I have so much backed up (that's what he said) blog material I don't know where to start . So we'll go with the that's most likely to alienate people . I read an article the other day wherein a lady was expressing her dismay over being sexually harassed . She was a semi-famous liberal of some sort and people she said were alt-right but may just be garden variety right wing types had a page where they posted pictures of liberal types for "Smash or Pass" type tomfoolery . And of course all the comments were of a derogatory nature . The R word forbidden on this site was used liberally . Now , I am in no way condoning this behavior , clearly this is not something you should do , but is that sexual harassment ? They weren't sending these comments to her , they were just making them . Such as if I say that some lady at work is a "real piece of ass' here on this blog am I sexually harassing her ? What they're doing is awful , but is it sexual harassment ? Where's the line ? If some dudes get together and talk about women in a derogatory way and then later I tell all those women what was said is that sexual harassment ? I often think I wouldn't care if some secretly filmed me having sex because who would want to see it , but then I thought what if there's a website where people post videos of ugly dudes having sex so they can be mocked and humiliated . Obviously I wouldn't like that . But what does it really mean ? Take the video out of it say some dudes just had a reddit post talking about what a monster I am and how gross it must be when I have sex , am I being sexually harassed . Is there a line between harassment and being an asshole ? If I write in a notebook about al the women I want to bang surely that's fine . But if I lose the notebook and of the women I wrote about finds it and is freaked out does that that make me a harasser ? That seems like a strange distinction . Which in no way makes her feel less freaked out I understand that . Many a year ago Chris Rock said "So what's sexually harassment then ? When an ugly man tries to get some ?" Which is probably offensive now , but it seems like there's maybe some truth to it . Such as if I told a woman she looked nice she'd mace me , tase me and have her boyfriend (who I didn't know about) cut my fingers off and shove them up my butt . But if I looked like Denzel Washington and said that it would be fine . Just further proof that men and women probably shouldn't interact . Thankfully we seem to be on our way to living a full digital life and the next step will be to download ourselves and become genderless . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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BTW I've gone as far as I can with 40Deuce , should I change my "handle" to Sloppy Moses or Happy Taco Monster ? Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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It's OK, you can tell me I look nice. I won't tase you.  
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It does seem that what's deemed "offensive" shifts and changes with the times. If you do end up being accused, keep repeating"her ass meant nothing" until they believe you.  blog on!
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