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Blogs > 40Deuce > Sherry Stringfield's ass in 93

You'll never believe what the millennials did this time !!!!!  

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5/18/2018 4:10 pm

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You'll never believe what the millennials did this time !!!!!

This blog has mostly been a archive for the various ways that millennials have RUINED our otherwise legendary society and check out what they've killed now . Ice tea . Ice tea is GONE . No more ice tea . Do you like ice tea ? Too bad sucker it's DEAD . You'll never have it again . If you think you have ice tea in the fridge think again , it's gone - no check right now . See ? Lipton , Nestea , Crystal Light and Snapple are all out of business as of today and all their employees killed themselves in shame and horror . Which is something you'd think would be in the news .

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But there is good news and that is that millennials are done for . Corporate America officially no longer gives a shit about them and their dumb avocado-toast smeared faces . All they care about now is Generation Z and heretofore everything will be done to cater to them . How's that taste millennials ? You're OUT . This will sting them especially hard because they're all soft and sissified . Everyone says so , or they did anyway , no one says that about them now because no one cares anymore .

Generation Z is what targeting marketing campaigns are about starting today because they have 22 billion in annual purchasing power .

But 40 , isn't that nothing compared to the hundreds of billions if purchasing powers in (insert my generation) ?

Shut up ! Your generation is OLD and WEAK no one cares what you do with your money grandma/pa !

Go generational analytical constructs !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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In my experience 100% of women I've dated or gotten to know well love ice tea . Can't stand the stuff myself . That's probably why I can't land a wife .

This morning as I was walking into work I saw a squirrel laboriously dragging a bag of hot buns down the sidewalk . And I was delighted because you know life is a tough prospect - you have to fight for everything . And while you're doing that you still have to mow the lawn and change the oil and install a new toilet main and every other damn thing . But good things can happen . I mean a single hot bun is the find of a lifetime for a squirrel and this lucky SOB was walking off with a whole bag - and it was the 12 pack folks , not the six . That squirrel struck the mother fucking motherlode , it's got it made you know ? It's probably up to it's squirrel tail in squirrel pussy and/or squirrel dick right now .

And while I may never find my proverbial bag of hot buns , it's good to be reminded that it can happen .

I told this to some of my co-workers and while they enjoyed the tale one of them said "he's probably going to have a squirrel party" and one person laughed - but they laughed in the 'weird" way . So I thought "oh no , clearly 'squirrel party' has some obscene sexual meaning' . And indeed it does and it's NASTY .

Can't anything be sacred anymore ? Must everything be perverted ?

Next blog topic - having sex when you're sick
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