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darknesswins
1334 Comments
If men got pregnant
** another funny item I just had to share with everyone thank you so much rednkgrll **

If Men Got Pregnant:

Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay.

There would be a cure for stretch marks.

Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

All would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 pm.

Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

Women would rule the world.


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ivoryfrogg
290 Comments
 actually...
If a man got pregnant we would be extinct! Are you kidding! Childbirth! Hell men have to look the other way to have a sliver removed. One childbirth and the phone would ring all over the world... the message?? "Don't EVER do it again - this shit HURTS!!!"
Thank God for women at many levels.....

PS - Guys. Do NOT ever take a woman's word for how much pain is involved in ANYTHING. Surgery for example.


IF


Get a Grip... because if you are not living on the edge you are taking up too much room....

Even the week knows that after Monday and Tuesday it is W T F !
Ivory Frogg
jakeshriker
303 Comments
 men getting pregnant... well that's just a horrible idea! lol

GothicGirl198107
40 Comments
 LMAO Great one!!!

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