In easy terms I am looking to laugh, feel pleasure, and meet people. In more complicated terms I am recently out of a long term relationship, enjoying single life, and looking for friends probably with benefits, but not for a serious relationship. I want to enjoy an honest time with someobe who will value my quarks and ignore my bad habits...or join me in them. I am 325lbs, 38-40C, 5ft4. It wouldn't matter to me if you cared about the numbers because one of the things that going to parties has taught me is that every size is desirable. I've had cocks of every size and I can tell you the size of a cock does not make good sex. I've seen women with larger tits and smaller tits than me get more cock, and I've seen the same of women with their tummies. It's puerility, attitude, and mood. I wasted too many years in a less than contented relationship to play with bullshit now. I prefer to get the annoying Hi how are you awkward part out of the way and get to the fun stuff quicker.

My Ideal Person A dick that's not attached to a dick. Being bi is a little harder to explain when it comes to what I look for in a woman. I suppose overall the most important thing is laughter and humor and that's really what I look for. I want someone who can make me laugh or who will enjoy my sense of humor after all the activity is done.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Frank and the Mechanics, Imagine Dragons, Pentatonix,
NeedToBreathe, Andy Grammer, Jordana, and more

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Flogging, A Whole Lot More

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Sense of Humor

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Not really. Some guys remind me of celebrities, but it just
weirds me out a little and can be distracting from the act.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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