I play alone with my husband's permission. One of the rules of our arrangement is that I cannot host. If you are going to suggest car play, I suggest you keep moving. I am not looking for immediate hook ups. I'm successful and busy and can't (won't) just drop my plans to go chasing mediocre sex. You're going to have to hit me up with more than "Want to fuck?" and keep me engaged. I'm not easy, but also not impossible. Keep that in mind if you chose to message me. Sorry. I am a positive person and prefer to focus on what I like versus what I don't. That said, if your profile contains any of the following words or phrases in your "ideal person" section: fit, petite, slender, takes care of herself, athletic- please don't message me. I am not, nor will I ever be, the exception to anyone's rule. Please don't waste either of our time. Thanks.

My Ideal Person He is at least six foot tall, smart, handsome, and clean-shaven (seriously, no wizards or lumberjacks). He is dominant in bed and has a secret naughty side. He likes a big ass and can make me laugh.

SERIOUS LOCAL INQUIRIES ONLY ("local" does not mean in the US, or even in Colorado. Local means at least be in the metro area, preferably on my side of the city)