*****Update 8/17/15****. I am now separated/ single. I think I need to clarify what exactly I am looking for. #1. I don't want to marry you. #2. I don't want to raise your s. #3. I don't want to raise you. #4. I don't want to pay your bills. #5. I don't want to help you pick out your nursing home. I don't mean to sound like a b***h, but those are just a few things I guess I need to make abundantly clear. What I am looking for is someone to date, have sex with, (I mean that is why we are here, right?), hang out with, as I said just date and not necessarily exclusively. Now with that being said, another thing is if you live across the dang country from me, how are we going to date? I love the comments and emails that I receive but if you are 100's of miles away, why get bent out of shape if I don't spend my entire day/evening texting, emailing, talking to you. We can be friends and chat but I will not relocate as stated in profile. So basically what it boils down to is this: If you are older than my s, younger than my Dad, are not married, live within driving distance, are good looking, have a nice uhhhmmm package, no medical issues, D and D free, hit me up and we can go from there. If this offends you in any way then, more then likely we wouldn't be compatible due to my outrageous sense of humor!
My Ideal Person I need someone very discreet, due to my job, I need discretion! If you can adhere to those and you are easy to look at, like to fuck and don't mind paying attention to my tits (A LOT!!!) then maybe, just maybe, we should chat it up and see where it goes. Who knows, maybe you will be the one, picking me up from work and going "to lunch"