I am [B]NOT[/B] into mind games!!!! I prefer games played on a mattress. I am honest, I am real, when treated like shit I hurt, and I do meet men from here. I am good looking, with a great body, intelligent, well educated, have a sense of humor, so not to come across an egotistical, self righteous or conceited bitch, I simply expect the same as I offer. I am not a robot void of feelings or a that will just fuck anything and everything. I am searching for someone to spend the night/weekend with and repeat in a week or 2. Friendship to me means spending time together, doing what we both enjoy. I have no intention of changing your life or mine. I am quite happy with my house, my family, my life, just lacking in the intimate, sexual relationship portion. I have no hidden agenda, I am not looking for a bf or the next ex Mr Zoie, so I have no intention on doing your laundry or raising your s. I am [B]NOT[/B] 1 800 booty call so pls do not treat me as such. Both 'knights in shining armor' and superheroes live in the pages of fairy tales and comics books, neither of which do I waste my time reading and/or fantasizing about. Santa Claus, the Easter bunny and 'happily ever after' are simply not reality. Real life ppl who 'rescue', hand out jackets that do up in the back or bracelets that are attached, or strap you to a gurney, none of which fall into any sexual fantasy I have ever had. The before hand analogies are my way of saying that if you have delusions of swooping into my life with the intention of rescuing or fixing me, pls continue, do not pass 'Go", you do not get the two hundred =)) I am not Barbie, my breasts are not plastic, my nails/eyelashes are not fake, nor is my wardrobe filled with cute little frilly skin tight outfits. Gravity and expensive bras have become my breasts best friends. I do not wear fancy clothes or high heels. I rarely curl my hair or put on makeup. I have laugh/smile wrinkles in my face that I am sure would disappear if I were to gain weight but then I would have a muffin top over my size 25" jeans. I am not a princess; although, I am able to act like a real lady, I even know which fork to use in a 3 star Michelin restaurant. I am [B]not[/B] bisexual, I have been here, tried that, own the T shirt, never to wear it again. I simply enjoy cock too much to be wasting my time licking pussy while a penis is close by. FMF are just not my thing. I have explored my sexality enough that I might even be greedy when it comes to sex as I definitely know what I like and dislike and there is hardly anything that will change my mind. I am not a cougar as I choose to not train the younger man cubs. I do have criteria, standards and morals that directly limit my cock supply. I am [B]NOT[/B] attracted to men who are 20+lbs overweight, have beer guts, are married/attached, drink alcohol/smoke pot on a daily basis. My pussy is like a boa constrictor, she will choke you and spit you out if you are short, thin or soft, so YES!, [U]size matters[/U]. As my friend I intend on looking at your face more than I look at your cock so I do require a face pic. I read once that sexual attraction is about 90% mental for woman, which might explain if I do not like what I am looking at my libeto is nil and there is no way in hell I am getting wet downstairs. I might sound like a bitch but I know what I like and I need chemistry in order to have sexual relations. You might be the nicest per in the world but if I am not attracted to you nothing is going to happen in the bedroom. I receive too many EMAILS to answer them promptly so pls be patient but know if you break any of the above criteria I will not answer. I also do not answer emails that do not have face pic and profile attached. If you have not read this I will know, and simply delete your email. Any institutions, individuals, and/or third parties using this site and/or any of its associated sites for studies or projects, and/or any duplication (for any rea) and/or posting to any site - You do NOT have my permission to use any of part of my profile and/or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications under the Privacy Act, Copyright and/or other. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this.

My Ideal Person FRIENDS first then.... I am not Barbie so you do not have to be Ken but pleasant to look at, no hair growing out of your nose or ears, manscaping in always nice. A good sense of humor during intelligent conversation is such a huge turn on for me. Other turn ons include but not limited to: pre foreplay, (banter, laughter, flirting) long slow passionate kissing (I like my lips on my face not in your mouth, I prefer your cock rather than your tongue down my throat, I should not require a bath sheet to wipe off my face/head after kissing Bad kissing, finger size cocks and bad breath are deal breakers for me.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Spanking, Threesomes, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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